Humour

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Ronald Reagan

John Redwood is a young man, but, let's face it, so was Margaret Thatcher in 1975.

Edward Leigh, member of Parliament, during a radio interview

I don't care what anyone says, I think George W Bush is a shining wit. (But then I am prone to spoonerizing.)

Bruce Chilton

I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat.

Vice President Al Gore

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

20 Nov 2005
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