Survival Tips for Lord of the Rings
- Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...
where the hell is Harry Potter?"
- Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL
NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it
better."
- At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must
go! Middle Earth needs me!" And run and try to jump into the
screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
- Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time
someone says: "The Ring."
- Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
- Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to
Hogwarts.
- Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr.
Anderson."
- When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your
lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
- At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to
Ethiopians.
- Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
- When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the
back of the neck.
- Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms
Deep" Monty Python style.
- When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
- Ask people around you who they think is the next
"Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to
assassinate Frodo Baggins.
- In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and
shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
